Tuesday, May 18, 2010

tips for safe and effective omegling

First of all the video chat is a real pain if you are expecting to chat with a girl..coz its fully populated with boys who are either in act of removing their pant or already removed it. Also if u stick on too much searching for a girl in the video chat u will notice that most of the boys will have the same dull tired expression on their just like the one on your face coz even they are searching fruitlessly to find a girl to chat with

So the best way to find a girl if you are not dead, ofcourse after your futile searching with the video chat, try text chat..

The first few lines in the conversation will mostly be

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how r u
Stranger: asl
You: m 19 india
You: u

While you are waiting for a reply to pop up we will most certainly get a message

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



If those of you are lucky in finding a girl , and if she is from the north America or Europe ,dont tell her that you are from India coz 99% of the chances are that you are disconnected.

Also beware that when you reply for asl before they do ,there are good number of chances that he is faking it.Mostly a male gay fellow will chat with you impersonating a girl ... In order to test whether they are really female try asking some girly related questions like "What are your hobbies " and if she is really a girl then her answer would be either dancing or beaches or parties or shopping , etc.:-)

Dont get freaked when your conversational partner says that "This conversation will recorded and your ip address has been noted. We will come and arrest you if any sexual related talk is conversed. This message is not shown to your partner". This is definetly a hoax and dont get freaked.

When ever you are having a fruitful conversation with a stranger avoid frightening the stranger by suddenly asking them to give their email id . Instead try to add some more flavour when you are askin personal information for example "I want to be a friend to you . Can you give me your email address ?" Even in such cases the conversational partner expects you to first give your email id.

Sometimes it happens that you will find a stranger whom you really want to make friendship with and by accident you disconnect the chat.. Dont try searching for your partner by askin everyone "Are you catherine f 19 from arizona?". This is really stupid and will waste your time. Most of the answers would be "yes"(most probably fake). There is one out of 5000 persons for you to find Catherine...So avoid searching for him/her unless you will become devdas if you dont.

One tip which always worked out is if you are trying to find a boy/girl , try opening two tabs and simultaneously chat with two different people. This increases your chance.

Even after reading all this if you want to go to omegle and chat .. Then best of luck ..Happy omegling...

p.s For those of you who dont know what omegle is . Forget about it. Its for your own good.

7 comments:

Anirudh said...

Thanks for your tips guru..I will follow them.

Yeswanth said...

@ani thanks

Tarun Kothari said...

I rather for the first time in my life felt what is "racism" after trying an omegle video chats. whenever a girl came on the other side , she saw me and a disconnection.... :( :P

Vadapalli Adithya said...

wohoho! Nice!

Srijith said...

You know these too? Wow. I thought you only study study and study.

Yeswanth said...

@adithya thanks man.
@srijith u underestimated me ..

Yeswanth said...

@tarun i agree with you . Lot of people from the west have prejudice against us