Kites

As usual I was bored . So i decided to go to a movie and since Hrithik Roshan and Barbara Mori were starring, I decided to buy the tickets for Kites. Well, it was one of the most hyped hindi films before it was released. Newspapers like Indian express kept yapping about the film before it was released. And after the film got released no news of the film in the Indian express or the bollywood box office hits.No wonder.


Here is what i thought of the movie after i came out of the theater.

The movie is just the same old typical hindi love story
1. Hero falls in love with the heroine.
2. Hero and heroine escapes.
3. The villian chases them ,then typical bullet firings and cars flying.Police chasing too.
4.Hero and heroine escapes.
5.Some drama.
6.Sacrifice.
7.Final fight
8.Happy ending

A weird thing about this movie is that half the characters in the movie know to speak in Hindi as well as Spanish(Mexican), a strange and weird combination. The story according to me lacks proper direction and went completely loony.Roles of some of the characters was not justifiable. The worst part of the movie i can think of is the climax , which completely debacled the movie. Overall this movie is just ordinary and quite average not justifying the fact that the movie budget was about 70 crores and the movie was released in 2000 theatres worldwide. Now one may put the question "How is the title 'kites' related to the movie?" The movie starts explaining that often two kites start coming close together, when they are close enough they forget that one of the kite is going to cut the string of the other kite. Weird logic but explains the title(u will understand only if you watch the movie). My advice to the readers , if you havent watched the movie,unless you are a fan of Hrithik or Barbara Mori,dont watch it coz it is completely waste of your time and your money .

tips for safe and effective omegling

First of all the video chat is a real pain if you are expecting to chat with a girl..coz its fully populated with boys who are either in act of removing their pant or already removed it. Also if u stick on too much searching for a girl in the video chat u will notice that most of the boys will have the same dull tired expression on their just like the one on your face coz even they are searching fruitlessly to find a girl to chat with

So the best way to find a girl if you are not dead, ofcourse after your futile searching with the video chat, try text chat..

The first few lines in the conversation will mostly be

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how r u
Stranger: asl
You: m 19 india
You: u

While you are waiting for a reply to pop up we will most certainly get a message

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

If those of you are lucky in finding a girl , and if she is from the north America or Europe ,dont tell her that you are from India coz 99% of the chances are that you are disconnected.

Also beware that when you reply for asl before they do ,there are good number of chances that he is faking it.Mostly a male gay fellow will chat with you impersonating a girl ... In order to test whether they are really female try asking some girly related questions like "What are your hobbies " and if she is really a girl then her answer would be either dancing or beaches or parties or shopping , etc.:-)

Dont get freaked when your conversational partner says that "This conversation will recorded and your ip address has been noted. We will come and arrest you if any sexual related talk is conversed. This message is not shown to your partner". This is definetly a hoax and dont get freaked.

When ever you are having a fruitful conversation with a stranger avoid frightening the stranger by suddenly asking them to give their email id . Instead try to add some more flavour when you are askin personal information for example "I want to be a friend to you . Can you give me your email address ?" Even in such cases the conversational partner expects you to first give your email id.

Sometimes it happens that you will find a stranger whom you really want to make friendship with and by accident you disconnect the chat.. Dont try searching for your partner by askin everyone "Are you catherine f 19 from arizona?". This is really stupid and will waste your time. Most of the answers would be "yes"(most probably fake). There is one out of 5000 persons for you to find Catherine...So avoid searching for him/her unless you will become devdas if you dont.

One tip which always worked out is if you are trying to find a boy/girl , try opening two tabs and simultaneously chat with two different people. This increases your chance.

Even after reading all this if you want to go to omegle and chat .. Then best of luck ..Happy omegling...

p.s For those of you who dont know what omegle is . Forget about it. Its for your own good.