NH 222

This one is one of my most unforgivable journeys i ever had. The other day i visited shirdi to have darshan . I had to go to kalyan to visit my friend. It had two options from here

1. Wait here for some time and get a bypass rider to kalyan.
2. Catch a normal bus which is leaving immediately .

Some how, not convincingly i took the state transport which goes to every other village bus stand enroute to kalyan(2nd option) . I regretted my choice as soon as the bus left kalyan . Added to that , the temperature was very hot. Suddenly after 1 hour of the journey , i realised that watching the beautiful paddy fields with the background filled with hills had a soothing effect on me . I started liking the journey .


The entire scenery was filled with mountains which ever direction you look at. It suddenly started drizzling and the entire sky was filled with clouds and looking outside the moist window you will suddenly realize that you area actually glancing at heaven itself !!!! I guess i have taken the right choice and i am enthralled by the exotic and vibrant sceneries around me.. Nature is very beautiful !!!!!!! After that , the night started falling down . It looks like the nature has just changed her theme to adjust to the dark . And ofcourse there was wind all over squeaking the window pane violently.

Now that i am tired, it became too dark to enjoy the scenery any more..And still 50 kms more to go . Ha why had nt i taken the first choice.. Atleast i would have reached by now.

This is nh 222 and it surely deludes my mind.

Kites

As usual I was bored . So i decided to go to a movie and since Hrithik Roshan and Barbara Mori were starring, I decided to buy the tickets for Kites. Well, it was one of the most hyped hindi films before it was released. Newspapers like Indian express kept yapping about the film before it was released. And after the film got released no news of the film in the Indian express or the bollywood box office hits.No wonder.


Here is what i thought of the movie after i came out of the theater.

The movie is just the same old typical hindi love story
1. Hero falls in love with the heroine.
2. Hero and heroine escapes.
3. The villian chases them ,then typical bullet firings and cars flying.Police chasing too.
4.Hero and heroine escapes.
5.Some drama.
6.Sacrifice.
7.Final fight
8.Happy ending

A weird thing about this movie is that half the characters in the movie know to speak in Hindi as well as Spanish(Mexican), a strange and weird combination. The story according to me lacks proper direction and went completely loony.Roles of some of the characters was not justifiable. The worst part of the movie i can think of is the climax , which completely debacled the movie. Overall this movie is just ordinary and quite average not justifying the fact that the movie budget was about 70 crores and the movie was released in 2000 theatres worldwide. Now one may put the question "How is the title 'kites' related to the movie?" The movie starts explaining that often two kites start coming close together, when they are close enough they forget that one of the kite is going to cut the string of the other kite. Weird logic but explains the title(u will understand only if you watch the movie). My advice to the readers , if you havent watched the movie,unless you are a fan of Hrithik or Barbara Mori,dont watch it coz it is completely waste of your time and your money .

tips for safe and effective omegling

First of all the video chat is a real pain if you are expecting to chat with a girl..coz its fully populated with boys who are either in act of removing their pant or already removed it. Also if u stick on too much searching for a girl in the video chat u will notice that most of the boys will have the same dull tired expression on their just like the one on your face coz even they are searching fruitlessly to find a girl to chat with

So the best way to find a girl if you are not dead, ofcourse after your futile searching with the video chat, try text chat..

The first few lines in the conversation will mostly be

Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: how r u
Stranger: asl
You: m 19 india
You: u

While you are waiting for a reply to pop up we will most certainly get a message

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

If those of you are lucky in finding a girl , and if she is from the north America or Europe ,dont tell her that you are from India coz 99% of the chances are that you are disconnected.

Also beware that when you reply for asl before they do ,there are good number of chances that he is faking it.Mostly a male gay fellow will chat with you impersonating a girl ... In order to test whether they are really female try asking some girly related questions like "What are your hobbies " and if she is really a girl then her answer would be either dancing or beaches or parties or shopping , etc.:-)

Dont get freaked when your conversational partner says that "This conversation will recorded and your ip address has been noted. We will come and arrest you if any sexual related talk is conversed. This message is not shown to your partner". This is definetly a hoax and dont get freaked.

When ever you are having a fruitful conversation with a stranger avoid frightening the stranger by suddenly asking them to give their email id . Instead try to add some more flavour when you are askin personal information for example "I want to be a friend to you . Can you give me your email address ?" Even in such cases the conversational partner expects you to first give your email id.

Sometimes it happens that you will find a stranger whom you really want to make friendship with and by accident you disconnect the chat.. Dont try searching for your partner by askin everyone "Are you catherine f 19 from arizona?". This is really stupid and will waste your time. Most of the answers would be "yes"(most probably fake). There is one out of 5000 persons for you to find Catherine...So avoid searching for him/her unless you will become devdas if you dont.

One tip which always worked out is if you are trying to find a boy/girl , try opening two tabs and simultaneously chat with two different people. This increases your chance.

Even after reading all this if you want to go to omegle and chat .. Then best of luck ..Happy omegling...

p.s For those of you who dont know what omegle is . Forget about it. Its for your own good.

Fireworks in the class

I was woken up by my friend at 8 00 today asking me “Whether I would attend the class?”Class??? It took me some time to come to my senses as I was shooting bullets and fighting with bad guys in my dreams. I got ready and took my books and then someone came running to me and asked me “Did you study for Evs(Environmental science) tutorial today?” I grinned at him and replied ,”When did we ever study for tests? We will copy in the test as we always do.”Yes we were all experts in copying and the teachers know that .I went to class and occupied the last bench as it will be the ideal location for copying.

(Our mam enters the class)
Mam: Good morning students . We will have Evs tutorial today as planned . I am giving you 10 minutes to go through the class.
I thought what difference will it make . Any ways I tried to study something from my friend’s notebook( Ofcourse I never used to write notes).
I asked him to place the book under the desk as none of us studied anything for the exam . We agreed on the point.

(After 10 mins)
Mam started distributing question papers .But to our surprise , we had three sets of question papers. I thought ,”Yes, it will more fun copying in this exam.”
I got my question paper and stared at it blankly .I turned left and right and found out the friend alternate to me has the same set. Then I realized that none of us know anything. So notebook is our best solution.
As I asked my friend to pass over his notebook to me ,mam announced us that we will have to place all our notebooks at one corner of the desk. I laughed. Guess what I was at the corner of my desk and all the books came piled next to me. Now, my friend is depending on me to copy from the book. I tried to open the book whenever I found an opportunity . I had difficulty copying as I the book is on the table . So I took the book and kept it opened under my desk . Mam found out that almost everyone in the room are copying. She started looking under the desk and found out many books open. She came over to my desk and I was caught . She angrily took all the books on the table and kept them just below my bench on the ground thinking that this will stop us . Ofcourse it didn’t stop us and I grabbed the book in my hand and gave it to my friend to copy .He kept the book under the table and copied few points . I got few points on him and started elaborating on them(ofcourse we are masters in making stories in the exam ). Suddenly , from nowhere mam came and caught my friend and asked him to get out of the class. He did so after submitting the paper. (Bell rang).Mam collected all our papers and went away.

Statutory Warning: All the characters in this blogpost who have died or alive are fictitious . Any resembling to real life is purely coincindental. (Ofcourse except me )

class hours

As i have lot of free time during classes I started wondering why do we students go to college ?

Why does the lecturer teaches even when he knows no one is listening?(ok girls may be an exception).

So what do we do when we are not listening in the class?

Many of us keep texting to some random person in our contacts.Other people keep chattin on a topic which does not have slightest connection with what is taught in the class. And the remaining few sleep like they have not slept in atleast a few days.So who said that college is exciting? College was exciting only in the first year when we were new.Now a days we curse ourselves to keep staring at the same faces inside the classes . Ofcourse , cursing them is the only exciting part left. So are we gettin bad marks because we never listen in the class? We college students have made it a practice to study for exams in the eleventh hour and we are doing it decently good. If you dont believe this theory look at our notebooks. It will be filled with random stuff from the black board (basically you wont be able to comprehend which subject is this).Now I ask our management this question "Why do you conduct lectures and eat our brains ?"

Theory of advantages and disadvantages

We see many things in our practical life. Every day some or the other incidents happen. We predict some, some we can’t. Here I am going to tell is that everything that happens in our life has its own advantages & disadvantages. Most of us including me view a lot of situations in life in only one side, and if some thing bad happens we will get upset that something bad had happened to us. If any thing good happens we feel happy. If am not telling to telling to feel only happy or sad but I am telling that there are two possibilities for every thing. Like wise ‘Every coin has two sides.’ What ever incident happens in our life has both advantages & disadvantages. For example if we consider any incident in our life it will have both the possibilities i.e. advantages and disadvantages & that possibilities will have another two possibilities, directly or indirectly and this goes on and on. The second thing about it is that you should never get disappointed because every thing has its own advantages and disadvantages. I should not say this because disappointment also has its own advantages and disadvantages. Take for instance DEATH. I say that death will also has its own advantages and disadvantages because you don’t know what will happen to you after you die.

Linux experience

Though I hated Linux when I bought my laptop, I recently found interest in opensource software .Especially today at Python workshop when the speaker spoke at open source ,I got inspired and thought "Lets install Linux ". I have already done a bit of research and found that KDE looks much more cooler than gnome. So I did some inquiries on which OS will suit me and provide me KDE . One of my friend told me that OpenSuse is very good and it looks like Windows .So I got the live cd and tried out Suse with KDE. It looked real good and some of its graphics nd feel looked better than Windows . Also many of many friends warned me that you might end up loosing data if u r installing Linux. So I made a clever plan to not lose my data. I had Windows 7 which had very good disk Managemnt software . I made a 10 gb partition in Windows . I thought that it would be enough because Linux is light. Then I booted from the Live cd and started with installation .There were the usual installation options to select the time zone,time format ,etc .Then there was an option to create a partition.So I selected the partition to install. Till that it was fine. But then I found an option to select a boot loader. I didnt want any boot loader as I am fully satisfied with Windows loader. But while selecting the boot loader it warned my that the OS may not open without it. I had already learned that installing boot loader means the bootmgr of Windows OS will be stored within Grub. Nevertheless , I had to select Grub as my boot loader.I installed the OS. When I reinstalled my computer I found Grub taking care of my booting with a nice interface to select an OS. When Suse started , I found two problems . One is that out of 10gb I had alloted 9.3 gb was occupied .This is really bad because I heard that in Suse after installing its very difficult to resize partition. The second problem was more serious than the first. My screen was flickering with very thin black lines .So I finally thought , "screw it " and went to windows and deleted the 10 gb. Worst of my fears came true i.e the grub obviously loaded bootmgr in grub. So i could nt boot my Windows. I thought I will have to install a fresh installation and loose all my data. I panicked . But I had my Windows 7 dvd. When I booted the installation disc, it did not detect any os . But there was an option of system recovery and troubleshooting boot. I performed both the options .And i performed both the options .I was finally relieved that Windows loaded and my data is safe.It was overall a very good experience. I am presently planning to install Kubuntu . I have learned that messing with options actually teach u a lot of things.